I am puke
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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