Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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