I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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