The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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