Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
What a dumb baby whore.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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