I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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