Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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