Kiss
Puke
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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