He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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