Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Come on in and take your pants off
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