she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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