roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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