I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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