Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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