your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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