Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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