we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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