I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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