I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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