it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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