Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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