Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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