Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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