so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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