If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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