just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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