new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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