I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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