I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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