Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
