We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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