idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
well you can't waste a boner
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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