I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
They have beer where we have blood.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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