The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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