I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can tuck mytits in my pants
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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