apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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