We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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