Non-Jews are for practice
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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