also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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