why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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