ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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