Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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