You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
