GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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