stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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