As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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