somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
i think my cat just said my name.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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