i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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