Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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