I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Who died my cat blue again?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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