hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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