we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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