im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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