and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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