What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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