If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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