No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
