don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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